Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  2. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Mr. G, I'v been missing your goofiness.
     
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  3. Frijolero

    Frijolero Well-Known Member

  4. brit

    brit in a box

  5. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    19 and 20 had a fight.

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    21
     
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  6. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I had to give up my new clock-based diet. It was too time-consuming.
     
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  7. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I tried that one too. But I always felt too wound-up after meals.
     
  8. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    A woman I know has identical twins, Juan and Amal, but she carries only a photo of Juan. When I asked why not pictures of both boys, she said "Because when you've seen Juan you've seen Amal."
     
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  9. brit

    brit in a box

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    i can almost see/hear Scotty saying that..
     
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  10. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Let me say this-OOOHHHNOOO
     
  11. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    If Scotty said that during a Star Trek episode, I'm sure Len Nimoy would have something to say about that.
     
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  12. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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  14. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Why did the molecule go to the doctor?

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    It had atomic ache.
     
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  15. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

    Supporting Vendor
    If you spell the words “absolutely nothing” backwards,
    you get “Gnihton yletulosba”,
    which ironically means absolutely nothing.
     

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