Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

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  1. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    And don't call me Shirley..:angry019:
     
    Slipperyjoe, Aug 6, 2024
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  2. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    I'll bet the Bee Gees recordered Jive Talkin' in an airplane.
     
    blondblue, Aug 7, 2024
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  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I'm not sure about that, but they were definitely staying alive earlier in the timeline.

     
    richgem, Aug 7, 2024
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  4. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    I really didn't like the BGs when they sang like that.
     
    blondblue, Aug 7, 2024
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  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    A Van Gogh painting was stolen this weekend from a Dutch Museum.

    Now it's a Van Gone.
     
    richgem, Aug 14, 2024
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  6. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    poor Vinnie....I guess he'll have to do another one(or a Van Go clone, that is).
     
    blondblue, Aug 15, 2024
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  7. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Why did the deer go to an orthodontist?

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    He had buck teeth.
     
    Sara-s, Aug 18, 2024
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  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Oh that's so en-deer-ing but now I must stag-er off to get my coffee.
     
    richgem, Aug 18, 2024
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  9. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I love it when you fawn over me!
     
    Sara-s, Aug 18, 2024
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  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    :ashamed001:
     
    richgem, Aug 18, 2024
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  11. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Knock, knock.

    Who’s there?

    Goliath

    Goliath who?

    Goliath down, you looketh tired.
     
    Sara-s, Aug 20, 2024
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  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Egads-eth:scared011:
     
    richgem, Aug 20, 2024
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  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    What would you get if Iron Man teamed up with the Silver Surfer?

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    Alloys
     
    richgem, Aug 27, 2024
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  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Why don't you ever see penguins in the UK?

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    Because they're afraid of Wales.
     
    richgem, Aug 27, 2024
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  15. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What do you call a big, yellow snake?

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    A bananaconda
     
    Sara-s, Aug 30, 2024
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  16. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, Sep 3, 2024
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  17. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

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    I guess that is how you make a seesaw.
     
    Sara-s, Sep 11, 2024
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  18. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    The Three Stooges had a funny thing about "see" and "saw". Moe said to Curly "You SAW the garage!". Curly said "No, I SEE tha garage-why do you want me to saw it?(Or words to that effect). Moe, let me say, wasn't pleased with Curly's reply, lol. ("WHY YOU!")
     
    blondblue, Sep 11, 2024
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  19. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I replaced my rooster with a duck. Now I wake up at the quack of dawn.
     
    Sara-s, Sep 15, 2024
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  20. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Let me say this -AAAAAFFFLLAAC!
     
    blondblue, Sep 16, 2024
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