Why did the deer go to an orthodontist? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler He had buck teeth.
What would you get if Iron Man teamed up with the Silver Surfer? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler Alloys
Why don't you ever see penguins in the UK? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler Because they're afraid of Wales.
What do you call a big, yellow snake? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler A bananaconda
The Three Stooges had a funny thing about "see" and "saw". Moe said to Curly "You SAW the garage!". Curly said "No, I SEE tha garage-why do you want me to saw it?(Or words to that effect). Moe, let me say, wasn't pleased with Curly's reply, lol. ("WHY YOU!")