Meanwhile, here in the midwest...

We just ride in the comfy seats of our toe trucks 'round these parts. However, we allow VIPs to sit atop the big toe during parades and such.

I don't want to sound like a toe-it-all, but even if I found $50, I'd still be out a few bucks on the toe charge. My last pedi cost me $75. Yeah, it stinks, but my insurance won't cover toes.

Neither will flip-flops. That's why I wear socks.

"Never the twain shall meet."
- Kipling (and me!)

After I read @swarden43's comment, I knew what was coming. Nice job!

Why doesn't that Orlando player just shoot a regular set shot? I tellya what's happened to sports??

You pay for the raising!

The barely coping meal looks like they turned @macaronus into fast food.

What can I say? I am an inspirational guy.

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I believe we also must consider the isssue of Where do they find the $50?

I figured that they would find it at the impound yard.

Is there a town near you named Lincoln, or are you just making fun of our 16th POTUS? (perhaps it should be TOE-TUS)

Yeahh, I figured you might like that one-HAAAAAAAAAAAH(long lung breath)

I have footwear similar to your picture, but to me, they pass as "flip shoes". I wear them in hot weather(with socks, like in your picture).