LOL Cats, Demotivationals, etc.

Then it would have been, " the day that Billy Joe McAllister got eaten after jumping off the Tallahassee bridge."

 

Or for those who like a drink, there is the Tequila Mockingbird.

 

But, who wore it better?

 

No contest; it’s the mockingbird.

 

I bet that's what drove James Taylor and Carly Simon to do their Mockingbird song.

 

When penguins spend too much time at the gym....

 

... or the fish restaurant...

 

But they said It was all you can eat.

 

So you ate all you could, just for the halibut.

 

Yep. I sure schooled them.

 

Tough lookin' chest muscles on that bird, I'll say that right now. (Oh, I just DID say that).

 

Which you did obviously.

All the while humming to the tuna of one salmon or other, I guess.

 

I need coffee ... And a shave ...

 

What's that on the right- a barbershop pole, or another pengy?

 

Just a photo bombing pengi.

 

Shux, I mis-spslled the nickname of the bird.

 

I think you use the British version.

 

I made it look like a word, not an animal.