Charley don't get much USO..he's movin' too fast or dug in too deep. His idea of great r&r is a bowl of cold rice and a little Rat meat. He has only two ways home..death..or victory.. Bet ya Charley's a cold water shaver..
Whoa there... start with the eye bleach first. The brain bleach is a lot more expensive and we don't have that much in stock.
Tribble cat devours everything around the house and home while Cthulhu devours your house and home! Remember there is a difference!
Put some thumbs on, add a few helicopter blades and name it Cthulhu, and then we'll have the worst creature ever conceived by man or the Old Gods.
Meh, that's been done before. ( ) How about a jet pack instead? Edit: Scratch that. I'm voting for one of those huge fan prop engines like on a swamp boat.
did someone say tribble? We once got a Guinea pig for our daughter when she was much younger... We were told it was a Peruvian. We said ok... We asked what difference it made. The person giving us the Guinea pig wasn't sure, so whatever... as it grew up, its hair looked like this on a good day: its hair looked like this on a bad day: I have no clue what its actual name was, but I always called it tribble. Who would have thought that you would have to keep a hair trimmer around for dealing with a Guinea pig?
