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Charley don't get much USO..he's movin' too fast or dug in too deep. His idea of great r&r is a bowl of cold rice and a little Rat meat. He has only two ways home..death..or victory.. Bet ya Charley's a cold water shaver..

 

You assumed the best when Jim declared he was selling himself to the highest bidder?

 

Well, no, but the pants part truly scared me.

 

Is Jim taking up CHAPS!?!

 

OMG, say it isn't so!

 

pass the brain bleach please.

 

Whoa there... start with the eye bleach first. The brain bleach is a lot more expensive and we don't have that much in stock.

 

When the person with the Cthulhu avatar asks for that, that's when you know it's bad.

 

the only thing worse is a person with a cat named Cthulhu...

 

you've got a good memory. much better than mine. too much brain bleach I suppose.

 

Worse than having a Tribble Cat...?

 

Tribble cat devours everything around the house and home while Cthulhu devours your house and home!
Remember there is a difference!

 

A very important distinction!

 

Put some thumbs on, add a few helicopter blades and name it Cthulhu, and then we'll have the worst creature ever conceived by man or the Old Gods.

 

Meh, that's been done before. ( ) How about a jet pack instead?

Edit: Scratch that. I'm voting for one of those huge fan prop engines like on a swamp boat.

 

How about one of these..it's an Ostrirnator..

 

did someone say tribble?

We once got a Guinea pig for our daughter when she was much younger... We were told it was a Peruvian. We said ok... We asked what difference it made. The person giving us the Guinea pig wasn't sure, so whatever...

as it grew up, its hair looked like this on a good day:

its hair looked like this on a bad day:



I have no clue what its actual name was, but I always called it tribble. Who would have thought that you would have to keep a hair trimmer around for dealing with a Guinea pig?

 

I'll admit he's got the look, but flightless is still flightless. Sigh. Trust me, I know.

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You sure it wasn't actually Emo?

 

Looks like a cross between the Beatles, all four of them!