1. Get a good edge on it and use shallow scooping motions, the procedure is similar to that of trying to get frozen solid ice cream out of a box.;)
  2. I am a chef if I could pull it off I would blow my colleagues away and have a shave vid that could go viral...

    Hmmm I have a crazy sharp mellon baller in my kit... I wonder


    That an I am the guy who bought skin graph blades to see how they would shave... is a spoon really that far fetched
  3. I can see it now... "spoons his razors." ROTFL
    sol92258, otherstar and GDCarrington like this.
  4. Looks like Ive Acquired a CT ... now I have to figure out how to shave with it ... I think I am going to need a hammer, if I flatten it out lol...
  5. Be sure and post a video of the shave. If nothing else, seeing how you did it in the first place will help the plastic surgeon put your face back together.:D I thought "mellon" was the elvish word for friend and "melon" was something you eat?:signs002:
  6. Artistic license for alliterative purposes?
  7. Well, should I ever warrant a custom title - my avatar is suggestive, I think... maybe "sage old goat"?
  8. Nope, just a common spelling mistake. But awake2shave might want to fix his avatar, otherwise people might think he has lewd thoughts about friendly elves...
  9. Personally I like it..but around here you gotta be careful. They might leave out the sage part..lol...
  10. Careful what you ask for around here...

    Edit: great minds think alike.:D
  11. And another CT hits the boards. :D
  12. Hey, you're not the only goat on here! If you're the sage old goat, I get my avatar is the hillbilly goat.
    jeraldgordon likes this.
  13. If you don't tread carefully, you could accidentally get the moderator's goat...
  14. I have yet to gain a CT...perhaps some of you fellas/ladies come up with one for me as I dont think its up to me to create my own...never been one for self proclaimed nicknames.....never had on actually at all. But to give you any ideas of where to start...I am a tattoo artist....I love pirates/sailor/nautical stuff....I love the 50s......and I collect old junk from antique malls and flea markets......a "junky" as I call it lol and I love Boar bristle brushes......so put your heads together people and gimme a sweet freakin CT! Thank ya!:cool: Oh and I must ask...nothing to do with drinking or any of those shenanigans...as im alcohol/drug/and tobacco free lol threw that in there just in case someone takes the word "pirate" out of context via rum!
  15. Needles & Blades, Yo Ho, Seven Seas Shaver, Yo Ho. Aw heck, you'll probably end up with "Shenanigan stubbles" or "American Graffitti." Although I really do like "Pirate out of context via bay rum."
    wlmcad likes this.
  16. To receive the much heralded custom title you must first climb a top the highest mountain to the holy title shrine perched upon high. There you will fast and meditate for forty days and forty nights, clearing your mind of all earthly concerns. Upon your return you must remain awake and in a constant state of alertness. When you are ready then and only then, you will be endowed with the ct. And if that doesn't work just hang around on this thread and pester the mods like crazy..that should do it..:)
    macaronus, GDCarrington and PLANofMAN like this.
  17. Yarr without a cause (Pirate/50s)

    Flash Black-brando (Tattoo/Pirate/50s)
  18. Um.... doesn't one usually try to AVOID getting a CT?!
  19. I guess it depends on whether the title signifies praise or shame. In your case I think most have been the latter, but perceived to be the former. :lyrtuy5:
    GDCarrington and Slipperyjoe like this.
  20. This one gets my vote.