The Custom Title Thread

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by Queen of Blades, Feb 21, 2012.

  1. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

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    Get a good edge on it and use shallow scooping motions, the procedure is similar to that of trying to get frozen solid ice cream out of a box.;)
     
  2. awake2shave

    awake2shave Crazy Sharp Melon Baller

    I am a chef if I could pull it off I would blow my colleagues away and have a shave vid that could go viral...

    Hmmm I have a crazy sharp mellon baller in my kit... I wonder


    That an I am the guy who bought skin graph blades to see how they would shave... is a spoon really that far fetched
     
  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I can see it now... "spoons his razors." ROTFL
     
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  4. awake2shave

    awake2shave Crazy Sharp Melon Baller

    Looks like Ive Acquired a CT ... now I have to figure out how to shave with it ... I think I am going to need a hammer, if I flatten it out lol...
     
  5. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

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    Be sure and post a video of the shave. If nothing else, seeing how you did it in the first place will help the plastic surgeon put your face back together.:D I thought "mellon" was the elvish word for friend and "melon" was something you eat?:signs002:
     
  6. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Artistic license for alliterative purposes?
     
  7. jeraldgordon

    jeraldgordon TSD's Mascot

    Well, should I ever warrant a custom title - my avatar is suggestive, I think... maybe "sage old goat"?
     
  8. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

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    Nope, just a common spelling mistake. But awake2shave might want to fix his avatar, otherwise people might think he has lewd thoughts about friendly elves...
     
  9. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Personally I like it..but around here you gotta be careful. They might leave out the sage part..lol...
     
  10. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

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    Careful what you ask for around here...

    Edit: great minds think alike.:D
     
  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    And another CT hits the boards. :D
     
  12. Hirsute

    Hirsute Active Member

    Hey, you're not the only goat on here! If you're the sage old goat, I get my avatar is the hillbilly goat.
     
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  13. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    If you don't tread carefully, you could accidentally get the moderator's goat...
     
  14. Latherman87

    Latherman87 Well-Known Member

    I have yet to gain a CT...perhaps some of you fellas/ladies come up with one for me as I dont think its up to me to create my own...never been one for self proclaimed nicknames.....never had on actually at all. But to give you any ideas of where to start...I am a tattoo artist....I love pirates/sailor/nautical stuff....I love the 50s......and I collect old junk from antique malls and flea markets......a "junky" as I call it lol and I love Boar bristle brushes......so put your heads together people and gimme a sweet freakin CT! Thank ya!:cool: Oh and I must ask...nothing to do with drinking or any of those shenanigans...as im alcohol/drug/and tobacco free lol threw that in there just in case someone takes the word "pirate" out of context via rum!
     
  15. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

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    Needles & Blades, Yo Ho, Seven Seas Shaver, Yo Ho. Aw heck, you'll probably end up with "Shenanigan stubbles" or "American Graffitti." Although I really do like "Pirate out of context via bay rum."
     
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  16. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    To receive the much heralded custom title you must first climb a top the highest mountain to the holy title shrine perched upon high. There you will fast and meditate for forty days and forty nights, clearing your mind of all earthly concerns. Upon your return you must remain awake and in a constant state of alertness. When you are ready then and only then, you will be endowed with the ct. And if that doesn't work just hang around on this thread and pester the mods like crazy..that should do it..:)
     
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  17. battle.munky

    battle.munky Has the menthol.munky on his back!

    Yarr without a cause (Pirate/50s)

    Flash Black-brando (Tattoo/Pirate/50s)
     
  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Um.... doesn't one usually try to AVOID getting a CT?!
     
  19. OldSaw

    OldSaw Active Member

    I guess it depends on whether the title signifies praise or shame. In your case I think most have been the latter, but perceived to be the former. :lyrtuy5:
     
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  20. OldSaw

    OldSaw Active Member

    This one gets my vote.
     

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