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Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by sol92258, Aug 11, 2009.

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  1. Timelord

    Timelord I get 12 times the shaves out my blades!

     
    Timelord, May 23, 2014
    #441
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  2. Dapper-in-a-can-man

    Dapper-in-a-can-man and Dad-on-hand

    :eek:
     
    Dapper-in-a-can-man, May 25, 2014
    #442
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  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

     
    richgem, May 30, 2014
    #443
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  4. fram773

    fram773 Well-Known Member

    You use your left hand the rest of the time?
     
    fram773, May 30, 2014
    #444
  5. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    Using ARKO and the VEG in combination again eh?
     
    GDCarrington, Jun 17, 2014
    #445
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  6. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Best line of the day! Bravo! Clapitty!
     
    richgem, Jun 17, 2014
    #446
  7. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    Ironically, the answer was 'yes' to Gary's question. *click*
     
    HolyRollah, Jun 17, 2014
    #447
  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Good Lord! What was he thinking!? :eek:
     
    richgem, Jun 17, 2014
    #448
  9. Dapper-in-a-can-man

    Dapper-in-a-can-man and Dad-on-hand

    "Death to all infidels!" :eek:
     
    Dapper-in-a-can-man, Jun 17, 2014
    #449
  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Give them a break, Swan Lake is hard to master. :D
     
    richgem, Jun 20, 2014
    #450
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  11. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Penguin Lake is even harder to learn.
     
    Sara-s, Jun 20, 2014
    #451
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  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Tell me about it!
     
    richgem, Jun 20, 2014
    #452
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  13. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

     
    Erik Redd, Jun 20, 2014
    #453
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  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Made my day!
     
    richgem, Jun 20, 2014
    #454
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  15. PatrickA51

    PatrickA51 Well-Known Member

    If anyone can Teach them "Swan Lake or Penguin Lake" for that matter its Sara! "You can't scare me; I teach High School!"
     
    PatrickA51, Jun 20, 2014
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  16. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Sara is now retired, so it's "teached." :D
     
    richgem, Jun 20, 2014
    #456
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  17. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Suddenly, I am relieved that I was never an English teacher.
     
    Sara-s, Jun 20, 2014
    #457
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  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    taughted? ;)
     
    richgem, Jun 20, 2014
    #458
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  19. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Much more betterer.
     
    Sara-s, Jun 20, 2014
    #459
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  20. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    That is what happens when the refrigerator is not set level!
     
    GDCarrington, Jun 20, 2014
    #460
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