1. False. My arms get too tired.

    TPBM prefers to go without socks.
  2. False. Ugly feet.

    TPBM knows the difference between "table tennis" and "Ping Pong."
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  3. False. I thought they were the same.

    TPBM can use a sewing machine.
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  4. True—in fact I'm using one right now as deadweight to help flatten some warping razor scales.

    TPBM has no idea what pinking shears are (no google searching!)
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  5. False. They are for cutting fabric, producing a zig-zag edge.

    TPBM has a name (first or last) with an unusual spelling.
  6. False. All three of my names are common spellings.

    TPBM Learned the metric system back in the 70's when we were all supposed to switch to it.
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  7. True. I finished high school and went to college in the mid-late 70's, and can still do some conversions. Actually comes in handy sometimes.

    TPBM knows what a Moisin-Nagant is.
  8. False. Moist in what?
    TPBM is currently in trouble with SWMBO
  9. False. I am SWMBO.
    TPBM has a favorite scientist.
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  10. True. Michio Kaku
    TPBM has a favorite historical figure
  11. False. I blame everyone who came before me for getting me into this mess.

    TPBM keeps singing the wrong words to old songs even after they've been told the right words.
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  12. True….my favorite mondegreen: "…'scuse me, while I kiss this guy!" (Jimmi Hendrix, Purple Haze)

    BTW: Moisin-nagant I know—I've played 'COD2' for years….

    TPBM loves the smell of a good cigar.
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  13. True - but only a good cigar, no cheapies!

    Also, regarding an earlier post, I know the difference between table tennis and Ping Pong, the latter being a brand name, and the former is the true name of the sport!

    TPBM knows Occam's Razor
  14. true The person below me is a de razor hoarder
  15. False, the opposite.

    TPBM just woke up from a nap.
  16. False. But, I wish it were true.

    TPBM lives in a rural area.
  17. False, the opposite hahahaha.

    TPBM can't swim.
  18. True

    TPBM Cannot drive Standard.
  19. Very true.

    TPBM can't change a tire.
  20. True.

    TPBM thinks that guys who can't change tires are wussies.