The person below me...

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by micah1_8, Jul 31, 2009.

  1. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    False. My arms get too tired.

    TPBM prefers to go without socks.
     
  2. rmcintyre84

    rmcintyre84 Got out of the kitchen

    False. Ugly feet.

    TPBM knows the difference between "table tennis" and "Ping Pong."
     
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  3. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    False. I thought they were the same.

    TPBM can use a sewing machine.
     
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  4. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    True—in fact I'm using one right now as deadweight to help flatten some warping razor scales.

    TPBM has no idea what pinking shears are (no google searching!)
     
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  5. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    False. They are for cutting fabric, producing a zig-zag edge.

    TPBM has a name (first or last) with an unusual spelling.
     
  6. Mr. Shaverman

    Mr. Shaverman Well-Known Member

    False. All three of my names are common spellings.

    TPBM Learned the metric system back in the 70's when we were all supposed to switch to it.
     
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  7. BamaT

    BamaT Well-Known Member

    True. I finished high school and went to college in the mid-late 70's, and can still do some conversions. Actually comes in handy sometimes.

    TPBM knows what a Moisin-Nagant is.
     
  8. Dapper-in-a-can-man

    Dapper-in-a-can-man and Dad-on-hand

    False. Moist in what?
    TPBM is currently in trouble with SWMBO
     
  9. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    False. I am SWMBO.
    TPBM has a favorite scientist.
     
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  10. Dapper-in-a-can-man

    Dapper-in-a-can-man and Dad-on-hand

    True. Michio Kaku
    TPBM has a favorite historical figure
     
  11. Mr. Shaverman

    Mr. Shaverman Well-Known Member

    False. I blame everyone who came before me for getting me into this mess.

    TPBM keeps singing the wrong words to old songs even after they've been told the right words.
     
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  12. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    True….my favorite mondegreen: "…'scuse me, while I kiss this guy!" (Jimmi Hendrix, Purple Haze)

    BTW: Moisin-nagant I know—I've played 'COD2' for years….

    TPBM loves the smell of a good cigar.
     
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  13. BamaT

    BamaT Well-Known Member

    True - but only a good cigar, no cheapies!

    Also, regarding an earlier post, I know the difference between table tennis and Ping Pong, the latter being a brand name, and the former is the true name of the sport!

    TPBM knows Occam's Razor
     
  14. Hardlyanic

    Hardlyanic Active Member

    true The person below me is a de razor hoarder
     
  15. Omelmad

    Omelmad My printer email address is..........

    False, the opposite.

    TPBM just woke up from a nap.
     
  16. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    False. But, I wish it were true.

    TPBM lives in a rural area.
     
  17. Omelmad

    Omelmad My printer email address is..........

    False, the opposite hahahaha.

    TPBM can't swim.
     
  18. BigMark

    BigMark Tests razors by shaving Wookies

    True

    TPBM Cannot drive Standard.
     
  19. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Very true.

    TPBM can't change a tire.
     
  20. rmcintyre84

    rmcintyre84 Got out of the kitchen

    True.

    TPBM thinks that guys who can't change tires are wussies.
     

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