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How do you make a cartop?

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Tep on the brake, tupid!

 

If you're trying to hide a dromedary, do you need camelflage?

 

If you can get a camel to go 88MPH, can you travel Bactrian to the future?

 

Getting him up to speed is fairly easy. The problem is the speed humps. And you never know if there's going to be just one or two.

 

Looks like @crackstar has a sideline!

 

Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work...

 

Sounds like he did a real shite job.

 

sorta like the chef who backed into the hot oven, he was cooking rump roast

 

I wonder if he was making hot crossed buns at the time.

 

He's very ambitious. He'll do anything to get ahead.

 

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

 

But then he retired. Now he has neither class nor principals.

 

Luckily, old teachers never die, they just grade away.