Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

@Sara-s has clearly been in town recently. At a local beer distributor:

Easter treats now in stock and every bunny gets hoppy.

 

(a visual pun)

 

You couldn't ear? It was quite bunny, though.

 

What kind of bunny makes you sleepy?

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The Ether Bunny

 

That joke was a real gas.

 

Passed a car with the front covered in chicks and daffodils.
- I thought: "It's a bit early for an Easter bonnet."

 

An optician fell into his lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself.

 

I just have trouble picturing that...

 

Really? 'Cuz it's 20/20 for me.

 

On a related note, I once actually saw a car with the license plate "EYEGLASSMAN". Then, I noticed that it was on a Ford Focus.

 

he was following a farsighted guy driving an infinity

 

A man walks into a bar.

And then a table.

And then a chair.

 

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs.


They always take things literally.

 

Knock knock

Who's there?

To.

To who?

No. To whom.

 

The reason television is a medium is because anything well-done is rare.

 

Scarecrows are usually picked first for promotions because they're always out standing in their field.

 

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?



A fish.

 

This is not a pun…