Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Given that antlers are found on a male moose, shouldn't they be called unclers?

 

And on an old moose: antiquelers?

If you're not sure if it's a moose, are they and/orlers?

If they sting, are they fire antlers?

 

Boy you really shorted out the ol' spell schecker with those vintage antlers..maybe you could put them up on ebay..

 

or old collectable men's things;
uncltiques?

 

If they sting, they could be "beelers" which gets the insect persuasion into this.

 

Mac, I was going to do something with "antiquelers", but you beat me to it!!

 

I just got lucky.

 

Ooh..I'd be careful with that around Christmas time..

 

pretty good one, myte .

 

my 10 year old step daughter just asked me what kind of jewelry cows wear. Her answer: a mooed ring.

 

Udderly ridiculous

 

She asked me to post one that has already been posted.

"I mustache you a question?" What? "Never mind, I'll shave it for later"

 

A dyslexic man walks into a bra ...

 

You mean lexdysic?

 

I wonder if she milked the jury for sympathy.

 

She simply couldn't take any more of that grilling. I mean, c'mon, it was a missed steak!