Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

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  1. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Nov 16, 2015
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  2. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Ooh..I'd be careful with that around Christmas time..:eek:
     
    Slipperyjoe, Nov 17, 2015
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  3. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Nov 18, 2015
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  4. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Nov 18, 2015
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  5. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    pretty good one, myte :).
     
    blondblue, Nov 19, 2015
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  6. DDuckyMark

    DDuckyMark Ducky Duck and the Hiding Bunch

    my 10 year old step daughter just asked me what kind of jewelry cows wear. Her answer: a mooed ring.
     
    DDuckyMark, Nov 20, 2015
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  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Udderly ridiculous ;)
     
    richgem, Nov 20, 2015
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  8. DDuckyMark

    DDuckyMark Ducky Duck and the Hiding Bunch

    She asked me to post one that has already been posted.

    "I mustache you a question?" What? "Never mind, I'll shave it for later"
     
    DDuckyMark, Nov 20, 2015
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  9. Marverel

    Marverel Well-Known Member

    A dyslexic man walks into a bra ...
     
    Marverel, Nov 20, 2015
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  10. trey06dmd

    trey06dmd Arko eater

    You mean lexdysic?
     
    trey06dmd, Nov 20, 2015
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  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    richgem, Nov 21, 2015
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  12. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    These puns are udder non-cents.
     
    Jayaruh, Nov 21, 2015
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  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    It looks like they were really on the horns of a dilemma.
     
    richgem, Nov 21, 2015
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  14. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Or maybe she just tried to butter them up.
     
    Sara-s, Nov 21, 2015
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  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Well, she couldn't just sit there chewing the cud, now could she?
     
    richgem, Nov 21, 2015
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  16. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, Nov 21, 2015
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  17. Marverel

    Marverel Well-Known Member

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    Marverel, Nov 21, 2015
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  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    like a bovine on stilts, the steaks have just been raised

     
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    richgem, Nov 21, 2015
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  19. Marverel

    Marverel Well-Known Member

    Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says: "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
     
    Marverel, Nov 21, 2015
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  20. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    "E-2, Brute?" -- Julius Caesar

    @pvtbanks
     
    richgem, Nov 21, 2015
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