Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

I had to put some wax on my bowstring today. While doing it, I recited a little poem. I've always wanted to wax poetic.

 

at least you were relaxed while you were doing it and not all high strung.

 

guy buys a tern to help keep him company at home. He likes it, so it is declared to be a good tern. He wants another, being of the belief that one good tern deserves another.

 

Yes Mr Turner..it does...

 

this whole thing seems rather flighty

 

That figures. I'm sure he was just winging it.

 

Well, you're not gonna hear a peep from me.

 

Y'know, Paul McCartney had Wings, but they didn't last that long.

 

Good thing he didn't lay an egg.

 

he didn't want to be banned on the run.

 

IMO, Paul Mac had the best of the Super Bowl 1/2time shows.

 

let me avail myself of the opportunity to correct myself for this thread-that should be "1/2thyme".

 

Good stuff Jim!

 

How about the sign at a parking lot,.,.,,"Fine For Parking".

 

I've heard that the University of Alabama offensive coordinator's wife gets upset every time she drives around Tuscaloosa... In front of every store, business, bank, school, etc, painted in bright red and white on the curb, reads "Fire Lane"













*the OC's name is Lane Kiffin...

 

Think about it. You'll get it...