Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

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  1. Marverel

    Marverel Well-Known Member

    A cop pulls a car over. Cop: "Sir, do you realize that there are two poisonous snakes on your front window?" The Driver: "Of course! They are my windshield vipers!"
     
    Marverel, Dec 18, 2015
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  2. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Mr Lugosi has them on his car also..
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    Slipperyjoe, Dec 18, 2015
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  3. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    If you erase musical notes, are you decomposing?
     
    Sara-s, Dec 20, 2015
    #1683
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  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Boy, that one sure ..... stinks.
     
    richgem, Dec 20, 2015
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  5. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Too many like this one and you'll start to decompose..:eatdrink023:
     
    Slipperyjoe, Dec 21, 2015
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  6. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Dec 21, 2015
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  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    :rofl: :eek:

    geez! Light a match, will ya?
     
    richgem, Dec 21, 2015
    #1687
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  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, Dec 21, 2015
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  9. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Someone's going to be disappointed.

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    Erik Redd, Dec 21, 2015
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  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    They must have given him Polish Alphabet Soup by mistake. ;)
     
    richgem, Dec 22, 2015
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  11. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What do you get when you cross a hummingbird with a doorbell?
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    A humdinger
     
    Sara-s, Dec 25, 2015
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  12. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    :happy108: :happy093: I knew one ! :bounce015: :sport001:
     
    swarden43, Dec 25, 2015
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  13. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    This one's really a humdinger Sara..:transport015:
     
    Slipperyjoe, Dec 25, 2015
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  14. youngunn

    youngunn Where's my TSD aftershave balm???

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    youngunn, Dec 30, 2015
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  15. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Boy this is the really the art of punning...
     
    Slipperyjoe, Dec 31, 2015
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  16. youngunn

    youngunn Where's my TSD aftershave balm???

    Yeah it took me about 10 seconds to "get it"
     
    youngunn, Dec 31, 2015
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  17. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    That's what you call a pun with a delayed action fuse...
     
    Slipperyjoe, Dec 31, 2015
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  18. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    I know it isn't baseball season, but...........

    Why did the baseball make a loud noise?
    Because the batter hit a screaming line drive.
     
    blondblue, Dec 31, 2015
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  19. Marverel

    Marverel Well-Known Member

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    Marverel, Jan 1, 2016
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  20. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Jan 7, 2016
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