My pencil breaks every time I sharpen it. It's pointless.
I drive a mini-van. A Van would have a capital V because it is a title, but a mini-van doesn't because van is preceded by mini.
There are some whom even The Veg can't help. :D
Liver, Fava beans and a nice Chianti
Here's a convenient link for you, you can save 25% with auto renew.
Just wait until they start giving you the senior citizen discount without asking if you're over 65
Especially if you just want to take a little off the neck.
And at 52 weeks a year, every 4 weeks would be 13 haircuts, which is $34 a haircut. A bit more than typical for a cheapskate like me.
A Japanese toilet
You call that manly?:D
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