And Emo's joke... Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do...
My wife accused me of being a transvestite. So I packed up her clothes and left.
Not punny, but.... I bought a new thesaurus, it's terrible. And, it's terrible.
I'm convinced my new girlfriend is frigid. Her father was born in Iceland and her mother in Cuba. She's an ice cube!
Wow, I haven't seen one of those in 50 years. And yours looks new!
If I were elected president the first thing I'd do is outlaw shredded cheese. Yes, I would make America grate again!
Where did Noah keep his bees? In the archives.
So this Mexican magician tells his audience he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "unos, dos..." *poof*... He disappears without a tres.
What do you call a snobbish inmate going down the stairs? ********************************* A condescending con descending.
A man walks into a zoo and the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a real shih tzu.
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