Sara Jessica Parker finally gets a cover shot!

I knew that wouldn't fly(planes do, but not my pun).

Now you're just horsin' around.

Then, why the long face?

I heard that the Tsar & Tsarina came in second because Catherine insisted on .... horsing around.

Next time, I'm taking the blue pill.

Meanwhile back in Egypt

I wonder if that's 2-ply papyrus.

First let me say that I find your response to be particularly amusing.. Secondly, no the papyrus in question is most likely Royale brand bathroom papyrus..normally 4 ply.. comfy..

I don't quite understand, since mummies were wrapped in linen, but along the same theme..

I was wondering how long it would take for someone to point that out.