Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

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  1. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Last night I dreamed I was writing 'Lord of the Rings'. Turns out I was Tolkien in my sleep.
     
    Jayaruh, Apr 24, 2016
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  2. RyX

    RyX DoH!

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    No ones laughing now...
     
    RyX, Apr 24, 2016
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  3. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Taking a big chance here, but I bet Al Souls 'n' Eats'n would have liked that.
     
    blondblue, Apr 24, 2016
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  4. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Boy..you need that trepanning like you need a hole in the head..:scared007:
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    Slipperyjoe, Apr 24, 2016
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  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Clapity
     
    richgem, Apr 24, 2016
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  6. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Apr 25, 2016
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  7. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    macaronus, Apr 26, 2016
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  8. Red Rider

    Red Rider Well-Known Member

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    Red Rider, May 5, 2016
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  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps


    Sara Jessica Parker finally gets a cover shot!

    :rofl:
     
    richgem, May 5, 2016
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  10. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    I knew that wouldn't fly(planes do, but not my pun).
     
    blondblue, May 5, 2016
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  11. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, May 5, 2016
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  12. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    Now you're just horsin' around.
     
    swarden43, May 5, 2016
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  13. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Then, why the long face?
     
    Sara-s, May 5, 2016
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  14. Red Rider

    Red Rider Well-Known Member

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    Red Rider, May 11, 2016
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  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I heard that the Tsar & Tsarina came in second because Catherine insisted on .... horsing around. :eek:
     
    richgem, May 11, 2016
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  16. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

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    Erik Redd, May 11, 2016
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  17. Red Rider

    Red Rider Well-Known Member

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    Next time, I'm taking the blue pill. :scared011:
     
    Red Rider, May 11, 2016
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  18. Red Rider

    Red Rider Well-Known Member

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    Red Rider, May 13, 2016
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  19. Red Rider

    Red Rider Well-Known Member

    Meanwhile back in Egypt
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    Red Rider, May 13, 2016
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  20. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I wonder if that's 2-ply papyrus.
     
    richgem, May 13, 2016
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