Let's Write Some Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    King John was a bad man and a worse king
    But Queen Maudie Loo could sing
    When she hit the high notes
    After eating her oats
    All the peasants would throw a fling
     
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  2. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    King John was a bad man and a worse king
    But Queen Maudie Loo could sing
    When she hit the high notes
    After eating her oats
    It was heard all the way to Beijing

    Woops, too late
     
  3. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Last night I ate green beans and cabbage
     
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  4. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Sorry Erik;
    We must have been typing simultaneously.
    Yours was a good ending
     
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  5. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Last night I ate green beans and cabbage
    Now the wife says I must pack my baggage
     
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  6. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Last night I ate green beans and cabbage
    Now the wife says I must pack my baggage
    I tried to blame our pooch
     
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  7. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    Last night I ate green beans and cabbage
    Now the wife says I must pack my baggage
    I tried to blame our pooch
    Who had downed way too much hooch

    Sent from my Pixel 2 using Tapatalk
     
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  8. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Last night I ate green beans and cabbage
    Now the wife says I must pack my baggage
    I tried to blame our pooch
    Who had downed way too much hooch
    But even that could not save our marriage
     
  9. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Sam obsessed over shaving
     
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  10. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    :happy097:
     
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  11. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Sam obsessed over shaving
    Razors and soap he was craving
     
  12. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    Surrealism? Reference to a magazine about birds?
    Some things are better left a mystery.
     
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  13. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    Sam obsessed over shaving
    Razors and soap he was craving
    but with blades by the thousands
     
  14. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Sam obsessed over shaving
    Razors and soap he was craving
    but with blades by the thousands
    From constant EBay browsin'
     
  15. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    Sam obsessed over shaving
    Razors and soap he was craving
    but with blades by the thousands
    From constant EBay browsin'
    His money he will not be saving

    I wanted a house with a moat
     
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  16. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Sam obsessed over shaving
    Razors and soap he was craving
    but with blades by the thousands
    From constant EBay browsin'
    He said "Look at the money I'm saving!"
     
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  17. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    I wanted a hose with a moat
    Where my pet Loch Ness monster could float
     
  18. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    I wanted a house with a moat
    Where my pet Loch Ness monster could float
    But this place is so dry
     
  19. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    I wanted a house with a moat
    Where my pet Loch Ness monster could float
    But this place is so dry
    Since the rain went bye-bye
     
  20. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    I wanted a house with a moat
    Where my pet Loch Ness monster could float
    But this place is so dry
    Since the rain went bye-bye
    She can't launch her flat-bottomed boat.
     
    Last edited: Dec 10, 2017
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