Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Rap! went the little gavel of wood
    I shouldn't get "life" in all likelihood
    Justice is blind
    And not always kind
     
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  2. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Rap! went the little gavel of wood
    I shouldn't get "life" in all likelihood
    Justice is blind
    I'll soon be confined
     
  3. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Rap! went the little gavel of wood
    I shouldn't get "life" in all likelihood
    Justice is blind
    And not always kind / I'll soon be confined
    It's hard to be so misunderstood.
     
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  4. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    The Post Office van stopped by today
     
  5. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal!

    The Post Office van stopped by today
    And I knew exactly what the wife would say
     
  6. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    The Post Office van stopped by today
    And I knew exactly what the wife would say
    Anothet razor or three?
     
  7. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    The Post Office van stopped by today
    And I knew exactly what the wife would say
    Another razor or three?
    Accidentally fell from the tree?
     
  8. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    The Post Office van stopped by today
    And I knew exactly what the wife would say
    Another razor or three?
    Accidentally fell from the tree?
    You've got hoarding in your DNA.
     
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  9. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    I shave ever' week and bathe ever' two
     
  10. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    I shave ever' week and bathe ever' two
    Whether I need it or not; how about you?
     
  11. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal!

    I shave ever' week and bathe ever' two
    Whether I need it or not; how about you?
    Their distance, people do keep
     
  12. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    I shave ever' week and bathe ever' two
    Whether I need it or not; how about you?
    Their distance, people do keep
    And the fungus it does creep
     
  13. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal!

    I shave ever' week and bathe ever' two
    Whether I need it or not; how about you?
    Their distance, people do keep
    And the fungus it does creep
    My feet smell like cheese that is bleu
     
  14. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal!

    I raise my hand I got another question
     
  15. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    I raise my hand I got another question
    All this penguin has ruined my digestion
     
  16. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal!

    :happy097:
     
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  17. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    I raise my hand I got another question
    All this penguin has ruined my digestion
    I chewed sixteen TUMS®
     
  18. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal!

    I raise my hand I got another question
    All this penguin has ruined my digestion
    I chewed sixteen TUMS®
    And rubbed my aching gums
     
  19. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    I raise my hand I got another question
    All this penguin has ruined my digestion
    I chewed sixteen TUMS®
    And rubbed my aching gums
    But no relief for my digestive congestion.

    I just bought a pound of bologna
     
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  20. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Using the Kentucky pronunciation for bologna, which is "baloney." You would get beat up around these parts for saying it the other way. :)

    I just bought a pound of bologna
    Tastes great with Penguin cannelloni
     
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