Rap! went the little gavel of wood I shouldn't get "life" in all likelihood Justice is blind And not always kind
Rap! went the little gavel of wood I shouldn't get "life" in all likelihood Justice is blind And not always kind / I'll soon be confined It's hard to be so misunderstood.
The Post Office van stopped by today And I knew exactly what the wife would say Anothet razor or three?
The Post Office van stopped by today And I knew exactly what the wife would say Another razor or three? Accidentally fell from the tree?
I shave ever' week and bathe ever' two Whether I need it or not; how about you? Their distance, people do keep
I shave ever' week and bathe ever' two Whether I need it or not; how about you? Their distance, people do keep And the fungus it does creep
I shave ever' week and bathe ever' two Whether I need it or not; how about you? Their distance, people do keep And the fungus it does creep My feet smell like cheese that is bleu
I raise my hand I got another question All this penguin has ruined my digestion I chewed sixteen TUMS® And rubbed my aching gums
I raise my hand I got another question All this penguin has ruined my digestion I chewed sixteen TUMS® And rubbed my aching gums But no relief for my digestive congestion. I just bought a pound of bologna
I just bought a pound of bologna Tastes great with Penguin cannelloni I always eat too much Of all fried foods and such I've never been accused of being bony
