... trapped in a dog man's body.

I offered her a plane ticket, hotel suite, bag of incense and a dreamcatcher to be our keynote speaker.

Everything is funny as long as it's happening to someone else- Will Rodgers

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.

-Mike Tyson

All generalizations are false, including this one. - Mark Twain

Denk'n moei'j an 'n peerd oawerloat'n, hef 'n veul grotere kop.

Kudos for the first correct translation (hint: it is written in a Low Saxon dialect).

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"I'll have what the Norseman under the table was having."

Why does that sound like Nietzsche?

That's about the last association I would make ;-)

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Going by the spelling I'm going to guess Achterhoeks but can't help you beyond that.

Somerhing about having a much bigger head tho.

Do I get at least partial credit?

Your knowledge is impressive

Let's see if anyone can top that in the next few days.



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"Think troubles on a horse are over (?) have a much bigger head."

?????

You should walk a mile in someone else’s shoes. That way, when he figures it out, he’ll be a mile away & barefoot.

I always thought feckless was an interesting word. It has an interesting sound. One would think feckless would indicate a lack of feck, but they seem to be unrelated.

Instant gratification takes too long.

Have you ever wondered why no one has marketed instant water yet?

What would you add?

Depends on how they made it. Either hydogen or oxygen.

Hmm. if hydrogen and oxygen are both lighter than air, how come water ballons don't float in the air?