Thoughts about our current existence

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  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    ... trapped in a dog man's body.
     
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  2. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    I offered her a plane ticket, hotel suite, bag of incense and a dreamcatcher to be our keynote speaker.
     
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  3. AGHisBBS

    AGHisBBS Well-Known Member

    Everything is funny as long as it's happening to someone else- Will Rodgers
     
  4. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.

    -Mike Tyson
     
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  5. AGHisBBS

    AGHisBBS Well-Known Member

    All generalizations are false, including this one. - Mark Twain
     
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  6. Eeyore

    Eeyore Well-Known Member

    Denk'n moei'j an 'n peerd oawerloat'n, hef 'n veul grotere kop.

    Kudos for the first correct translation (hint: it is written in a Low Saxon dialect).

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  7. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    "I'll have what the Norseman under the table was having."
     
  8. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Why does that sound like Nietzsche?
     
  9. Eeyore

    Eeyore Well-Known Member

    That's about the last association I would make ;-)

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  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Going by the spelling I'm going to guess Achterhoeks but can't help you beyond that.

    Somerhing about having a much bigger head tho.

    Do I get at least partial credit?
     
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  11. Eeyore

    Eeyore Well-Known Member

    Your knowledge is impressive :)

    Let's see if anyone can top that in the next few days.



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  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    :bounce017:
     
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  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    "Think troubles on a horse are over (?) have a much bigger head."

    ?????
     
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  14. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    You should walk a mile in someone else’s shoes. That way, when he figures it out, he’ll be a mile away & barefoot.
     
  15. DesertTime

    DesertTime Well-Known Member

    I always thought feckless was an interesting word. It has an interesting sound. One would think feckless would indicate a lack of feck, but they seem to be unrelated.
     
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  16. AGHisBBS

    AGHisBBS Well-Known Member

    Instant gratification takes too long.
     
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  17. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Have you ever wondered why no one has marketed instant water yet?
     
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  18. AGHisBBS

    AGHisBBS Well-Known Member

    What would you add?
     
  19. DesertTime

    DesertTime Well-Known Member

    Depends on how they made it. Either hydogen or oxygen.
     
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  20. DesertTime

    DesertTime Well-Known Member

    Hmm. if hydrogen and oxygen are both lighter than air, how come water ballons don't float in the air?
     
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