Uh, Ladies and Gentlemen-after a year of planning, thinking, deciding and choosing, we've reached the 1st Annual Stoylin Tony Awards. Yes, that's right, first annual. One of our many Stoylin fans, whose name(
@john zeiger )I won't mention, got me into thinking about making this annual. I'd like to thank all Stoylin fans for your encouragement, suggestions, but most of all your patience, as we anticipated the arrival of this day. All 4 of my choices are here in the audience, waiting to see who pulls this baby off. Let's review how we got here:
In January, I chose our first nomination. By the way, let me quickly say that each nomination is one aftershave and one shave soap. Anyway, nomination #1 is:
Gentleman Aftershave
Gentleman Soap.
Nomination #2, announced on July 4th, is:
Sharp Dressed Man Aftershave
Naked&Smooth Soap.
Nomination #3, announced Labor Day, is:
Unscented Aftershave
Sandpiper Soap.
Nominatin #4(announced
on Thanksgiving)is:
Blu Aftershave
Blu Soap.
First, I will announce the runner-up, following that up by a special announcement, then, assisted by a tape recording of a tympani to add to the excitement-we'll learn who is the Stoylin Annual Tony Award champion,
Our runner up choice is:
Nomination #2-Sharp Dressed Man Aftershave and Naked&Smooth Soap! A hearty congratulations, guys, and thanks to those who have used these products.
Now, the special announcement. While this event is open to all Stoylin products, of course, this will include all nominees who made it here today. Oh, the other announcement is that I will be purchasing the championship choice sometime this year. AND NOW(tympani roll for background)H
ERE IS YOUR CHAMPION FOR THE FIRST ANNUAL STOYLIN TONY AWARDS EVENT:
Nomination #3
Unscented Aftershave
Sandpiper Soap. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We thank nominations #1 and #4 for participating. We may see you back again. With special thanks, naturally, to
@ezlovan, and the entire crew at StoylinSoaps.

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