Oh man. One of my favorite drinks. I keep two pots of mint going all summer just for them and Moscow Mules. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
What has five toes but is not your foot? Spoiler (Move your mouse to reveal the content) Spoiler (open) Spoiler (close) my foot
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That's what is often said about watching golf on TV-ya might as well watch paint dry. I made a silly attempt at doing "Golf On The Radio".....the first reply was "It's like LISTENING to paint dry"(this was in an AOL chatroom). Actually I kinda thought it went pretty well, muhself.
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A Roman soldier walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Give me a martinus." Bartender says, "Don't you mean a martini?" The soldier replies, "If I had wanted a double, I would've said so."