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  1. Sara-s
    What do you call birds that like to stick together?
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    Vel-crows
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  2. blondblue
    YEP...came from Boston(loud arrogant lung breath). :)
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  3. blondblue
    Does a Bunsen Burner burn bunsens?
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  4. Sara-s
    Of course. What else would it burn?
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  5. Jayaruh
    [​IMG]
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  6. blondblue
    Let me say THIS about THAT. Baaaaaad, but OK.
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  7. richgem
    The fashionistas think she looks Dalek-table. :D

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  8. blondblue
    Where are average products made?
    Why, at the satisfactory, of course.
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  9. Sara-s
    Two guys walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.
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  10. Hembree
    :happy088::happy102:
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  11. blondblue
    Old MacDonald Saw His Optometrist:

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
    ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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  12. Sara-s
    Good news. We have escaped from the plumbing torment in our kitchen & downstairs bathroom. Both the sink & toilet leaks were caused by worn or cracked rubber rings, so now we're a couple of gasket cases.
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  13. richgem
    [​IMG]
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  14. Sara-s
    What is the opposite of irony?
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    Wrinkly


    What is th opposite of gravity?
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    Levity
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  15. blondblue
    Just for the record, I knew the "irony" one had to do with when you use an iron. Couldn't guess it though.
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  16. Sara-s
    What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
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    Swimming trunks
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  17. blondblue
    Oh man, I came close, but close doesn't cut the mustard with these.
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  18. blondblue
    The obvious reply from a reader would be to clone the Hall&Oates song...."she's GOOOOOOONNNE Oh I....I pay the devil to (I never knew the last word)."
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  19. RyX
    Never challenge Death to a pillow fight
    unless you are prepared to handle the
    Reaper cushions.
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  20. Jayaruh
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