Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Sorry, it's been busy.

 

Good one Alex .

 

Quick! Call Samuel Jackson!

 

There are cars named after big, fast cats, such as thee jaguar & cougar, but oddly not the cheetah, which is the fastest one. Why do you suppose that is? Because it’s bad luck; everyone knows that cheetahs never prosper.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Thomas_Cheetah

 

After reading that article, I stand by my premise.

 

Understand but they were fast little cars!

"Despite some adverse handling tendencies on road courses, few cars could catch it in a straight line due to its Thomas-built 377 cu in (6.2 L) displacement, dual air-meter, fuel-injected Chevy small-block V8 based engine. At the dragstrip, the car reportedly posted faster numbers than the 427 Cobra."

 

Snakes on a plane meet fox on a spit.

 

How embarrassing, eaten by a hipster.

 

A man goes into the doctor.

He says, "Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something's wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it!"

The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh only to hear, "Gimme 20 bucks, I really need 20 bucks."

"I've never seen or heard anything like this before, how long has this been going on." The doctor asked.

"That's nothing Doc. put your ear to my knee."

The doctor put his ear to the man's knee and heard it say "Man, I really need 10 dollars, just lend me 10 bucks!!"

"Sir, I really don't know what to tell you. I've never seen anything like this." The doctor was dumbfounded.

"Wait Doc, that's not it. There's more, just put your ear up to my ankle," the man urged him.

The doctor did as the man said and was blown away to hear his ankle plead, "Please, I just need 5 dollars. Lend me 5 bucks please if you will."

"I have no idea what to tell you," the doctor said. "There's nothing about it in my books," he said as he frantically searched all his medical reference books. "I can make a well educated guess though. Based on life and all my previous experience I can tell you that your leg seems to be broke in three places."

 

Na and Cl bought a flashlight. It was a salt and battery.

 

Sticking with salt....(and forgive me for the polly ticks), we had the famous S.A.L.T. talks in the late 70's&80's. World leaders would covene and talk about salt.

 

So the talks were peppered with puns?

 

Speaking like a polly tishin might: Let me say THIS about THAT:

LOL

 

Q: What do baby parabolas drink?
A: Quadratic Formula

 

Did you hear the geometric fairy tale about Goldibox and the 3 Squares? In this one, the squares stay behind to set a trapezoid.