Time to start a real fight about something important

I seem to have no facility for that. I get pretty good bread from my bread machine, but whenever I try it by hand, I get an organic doorstop.

 

I too am doomed when it comes to making anything that requires working with yeast. My last batch of poffertjes were like golf balls.

I much prefer to stick with simple acid-base reactions for levening.

 

That's too bad, but you have to stick with what works for you.

Here are a couple loaves of olive bread I made recently.

 

wow those look delicious and professional. congratulations

 

Forgot that I have an ancient loaf of Schar GF bread in the back of the fridge. I think it's rice-based. It's okay but just so unsatisfying as bread that I'd stopped eating it. Maybe I should use it for french toast.

 

A, unless it is a club sammitch, and in that case, D.

 

C. Obviously.

 

Sound wisdom

 

Yeah, that works.

Hey, wait a minute. WTH?!? No jam? Aw man, that just ain't right.

 

I don't miss it THAT much.

 

Put it in the blender with a stick of butter and push the liquify button.

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When our oldest was a toddler (28 or so years ago), we were in a restaurant having breakfast. The toddler was in the high chair and being a normal, rowdy, talkative, squirrelly little kid. My wife was trying to get him to quiet down and was talking to him in that mom voice. He promptly took a couple of bites from his toast until it was shaped sort of like a gun and pointed it at his mom and pikowed her. She glared at me like it was my fault as I burst into laughter. She stood up and said, "You deal with YOUR son! I'm going to the car!"

So apparently, you can't cut your toast in the shape of a gun and pkow your mom at my house.

 

That makes toast paste, known in Arkansas as poast.

 

Me too, but I like my size 36 pants better.

 

Causes my belly to drag on the floor. Evil wheat.

 

We go from bellies dragging on the floor to nice watches. Charlie, I think I'm going to order a Quartz from a company in Oshkosh, WI named Dream Products. The numerals are large and it glows in the dark--in addition ...it has a "self-fastening closure"(I suppose like belts for pants).

 

No Wheat Chex for you, BUDDEH

 

I'd go for letter "D". You get more toast that way......