Time to start a real fight about something important

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by gorgo2, Apr 14, 2020.

  1. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I seem to have no facility for that. I get pretty good bread from my bread machine, but whenever I try it by hand, I get an organic doorstop.
     
  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I too am doomed when it comes to making anything that requires working with yeast. My last batch of poffertjes were like golf balls. :angry017:

    I much prefer to stick with simple acid-base reactions for levening.
     
  3. PanChango

    PanChango Not Cute

    That's too bad, but you have to stick with what works for you.

    Here are a couple loaves of olive bread I made recently.
    olivebread.jpg
     
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  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    wow those look delicious and professional. congratulations
     
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  5. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Forgot that I have an ancient loaf of Schar GF bread in the back of the fridge. I think it's rice-based. It's okay but just so unsatisfying as bread that I'd stopped eating it. Maybe I should use it for french toast.
     
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  6. stingraysrock

    stingraysrock PIF'd away his custom title

    A, unless it is a club sammitch, and in that case, D.
     
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  7. BlueShaver

    BlueShaver Premature Latheration Sufferer

    C. Obviously.
     
  8. Jrdelgado

    Jrdelgado Well-Known Member

    Sound wisdom
     
  9. Shaver X

    Shaver X Well-Known Member

    Yeah, that works.

    Hey, wait a minute. WTH?!? No jam? Aw man, that just ain't right.
     
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  10. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Paperboy

    Article Team
    Have you considered re-marrying?
    :scared003:
     
  11. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    I don't miss it THAT much.
     
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  12. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Paperboy

    Article Team
    Lol.

    My wife lets me buy expensive razors a couple times a year. She's a keeper. She also makes pretty good bread, so there's that too.

    ...But, having lived 37 relatively peaceful unmarried years before I met her, I make pretty good bread too. Never saw the point in having a bread machine. A cooking machine that can only make one thing and takes up a lot of space? Oh, yes, please!

    Yeah, right.
     
  13. J_Man

    J_Man right on the Mass border

    Put it in the blender with a stick of butter and push the liquify button.

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  14. Troy M

    Troy M Prep: Mephitis mephitis musk

    When our oldest was a toddler (28 or so years ago), we were in a restaurant having breakfast. The toddler was in the high chair and being a normal, rowdy, talkative, squirrelly little kid. My wife was trying to get him to quiet down and was talking to him in that mom voice. He promptly took a couple of bites from his toast until it was shaped sort of like a gun and pointed it at his mom and pikowed her. She glared at me like it was my fault as I burst into laughter. She stood up and said, "You deal with YOUR son! I'm going to the car!"

    So apparently, you can't cut your toast in the shape of a gun and pkow your mom at my house.
     
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  15. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    That makes toast paste, known in Arkansas as poast.
     
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  16. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Me too, but I like my size 36 pants better. ;)
     
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  17. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Causes my belly to drag on the floor. Evil wheat.
     
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  18. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    We go from bellies dragging on the floor to nice watches. Charlie, I think I'm going to order a Quartz from a company in Oshkosh, WI named Dream Products. The numerals are large and it glows in the dark--in addition ...it has a "self-fastening closure"(I suppose like belts for pants).
     
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  19. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    No Wheat Chex for you, BUDDEH :)
     
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  20. I'd go for letter "D". You get more toast that way......
     

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