It's not like I didn't try to hire the foxes. They just kept getting so distracted. Something about how the penguins look like chickens and therefore were fair game. I offered to pay for the visit to the optometrist but they wanted nothing to do with it. So the dogs got the job.
I believe Bob Seger was at least thinking about it in 1975. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katmandu_(song)
Outsourcing, the ruin of the economy. Admit it, dogs aren't too bright and will work for leftover herring.