LOL Cats, Demotivationals, etc.

I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn because I was taking too long to place my order.

Take the high road, I thought to myself. So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own.

The cashier must have told her what I'd done, because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed Thank you. Obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with a kindness.

When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too.

 

"Look Mom she had kittens"
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My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset.

She screamed at me - What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?

 

Finally figured out why the liquor cabinet is always empty....

 

Basement cat is like that.

 

If she wakes up in a bad mood, give her a little hair of the dog that bit her.

 

I mean... they're not exactly wrong....

 

Can't argue with this one actually, eh? @Slipperyjoe

 

Clearly a frame up! That has photoshop written all over it!

 

Actually, she never met her first victim. She killed a total stranger and stole her shoes.

 

an excellent point

 

love the emphasis on killing to get the watcher interest up..

 

He probably had it coming.

 

So... I'm confused....