1. I made up the one about the cat :). Although, I wouldn't be surprised if someone DID beat me to it.
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  3. I went to the service and walked away incensed.
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  4. What did the buffalo say when she dropped her child off at school?

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    Bi-son
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  5. My friend composes songs about sewing machines.
    He's a Singer° songwriter (or sew it seams).
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  6. A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.


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  7. Why do ghosts get grumpy in the rain?

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    It dampens their spirits.
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  8. Vegans say it's gross to sell meat, but a person who sells fruits and vegetables is grocer.
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  9. A man bought himself a talking bird. He taught it to swear and boy, did it ever! All day, all night & loudly, it swore up a storm. This annoyed his next-door neighbor enough to complain to the police. They arrested him on a charge of Contributing to the Delinquency of a Mynah.
  10. :angry032:

    I dont mean to nit peck, but that was for the birds.
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  11. :happy097:
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  12. A bit wooden but fitting..
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  13. I think he’s barking uP the wrong tree.
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  14. This guy must have realized he needs to face the fax..
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