Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Ah, but you fell for them hook, line, and STinker.

 

How do you make an elephant float?

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Mix seltzer water, chocolate syrup, 2 scoops of ice cream and an elephant.

 

Is that an African or an Indian Elephant?

 

Perhaps he understands the levity of it.

 

..construction for dummies..

 

I call this guy "The Ambassador Of Bad Posture".

 

First day on the job and he's already filing for workman's comp. His parents must be so proud.

 

What goes up must come down...except for paper. That's stationery.

 

We have fine stationery bikes at our gym. On paper, I bet they're better than those from anywhere else.

 

Oh, don't get your hackles up.

 

In this business you have to know how to handle the hacklers...

 

Now this hackling is something penguins and other birds do..specially when their after a shaving item on ebay..they'll do a lot of hackling and making of noises...

 

Oh! I thought the hackler's was a new show on CBC about a computer savvy moose who sends out spam for a living.

 

No no hackling is only something birds do..with their feathers and such..nothing to do with spam..

 

Well that clears that right up!

 

WHAT IS MADE OF LEATHER AND SOUNDS LIKE A SNEEZE?

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A SHOE