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  1. richgem
    You probably forgot to carry the three. It's okay, it's the thought that counts.
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  2. Slipperyjoe
    Ok I've done a series of thought experiments and have come up with further flavors of 3.141592653589
    upload_2021-2-24_17-13-16.jpeg upload_2021-2-24_17-13-48.jpeg ..and an American version..[​IMG]
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  3. richgem
    Oooh....pecan please!
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  4. Slipperyjoe
    Would that be pehcan or peecan 3.141592653589..:signs002:
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  5. richgem
    Peecan in my neck of the woods.
  6. Slipperyjoe
    Ah. I know Captain Janeway uses the pehcamn alliteration.
  7. richgem
    Yes well it's probably my Antarctic accent. or maybe her space accent. I'm so confused.
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  8. Sara-s
    Where is the one part of a hospital that the Invisible Man is not allowed?

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    The ICU
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  9. Erik Redd
    In Texas a pehcan is a nut, a peecan is something you keep under the bed in case it's too cold to go to the outhouse at night.
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  10. americanshamrock
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  11. richgem
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  12. Sara-s
    What do you call paint that helps you overcome writer’s block?

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    A pigment of your imagination.
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  13. Erik Redd
    That one's a little off-color for this forum.
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  14. richgem
    Presenting tape's biggest fan:

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    [​IMG]
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  15. americanshamrock
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  16. richgem
    If a hen lays an egg at a baseball game, is it automatically a fowl ball?
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  17. Sara-s
    Did you hear about the devil-worshipper who couldn't spell?

    He sold his soul to Santa.
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  18. richgem
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  19. Erik Redd
    How many ears did Davy Crockett have?

    Three. A right ear, a left ear, and a wild front ear.
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  20. richgem
    But, was the wild front ear also free range organic?
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