Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

You probably forgot to carry the three. It's okay, it's the thought that counts.

 

Ok I've done a series of thought experiments and have come up with further flavors of 3.141592653589
..and an American version..

 

Oooh....pecan please!

 

Would that be pehcan or peecan 3.141592653589..

 

Peecan in my neck of the woods.

 

Ah. I know Captain Janeway uses the pehcamn alliteration.

 

Yes well it's probably my Antarctic accent. or maybe her space accent. I'm so confused.

 

Where is the one part of a hospital that the Invisible Man is not allowed?

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The ICU

 

In Texas a pehcan is a nut, a peecan is something you keep under the bed in case it's too cold to go to the outhouse at night.

 

Ooh ooh ooh... I want my precipitation award!

 

What do you call paint that helps you overcome writer’s block?

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A pigment of your imagination.

 

That one's a little off-color for this forum.

 

Presenting tape's biggest fan:

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Scientists have discovered X-rays coming from Uranus

 

If a hen lays an egg at a baseball game, is it automatically a fowl ball?

 

Did you hear about the devil-worshipper who couldn't spell?

He sold his soul to Santa.

 

How many ears did Davy Crockett have?

Three. A right ear, a left ear, and a wild front ear.

 

But, was the wild front ear also free range organic?