Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

I made up the one about the cat . Although, I wouldn't be surprised if someone DID beat me to it.

 

I feel on my ash laughing!

 

This kind of cartoon just burns me up.

 

I went to the service and walked away incensed.

 

What did the buffalo say when she dropped her child off at school?

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Bi-son

 

My friend composes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer° songwriter (or sew it seams).

 

A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.


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Why do ghosts get grumpy in the rain?

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It dampens their spirits.

 

Vegans say it's gross to sell meat, but a person who sells fruits and vegetables is grocer.

 

A man bought himself a talking bird. He taught it to swear and boy, did it ever! All day, all night & loudly, it swore up a storm. This annoyed his next-door neighbor enough to complain to the police. They arrested him on a charge of Contributing to the Delinquency of a Mynah.

 

I dont mean to nit peck, but that was for the birds.

 

A bit wooden but fitting..

 

I think he’s barking uP the wrong tree.

 

This guy must have realized he needs to face the fax..