1. :D
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  2. :D
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  3. I was watching an Australian cooking show, and people started cheering when the chef made a meringue. I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.
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  4. I'll admit it, took me a sec.
    Love it!
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  5. :signs011:
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  7. My trainer was not amused. :(
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  8. King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he went to Croesus the pawnbroker to ask for a loan.

    Croesus said - I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it.

    But I paid a million dinars for it. Don't you know who I am? I am the king.

    When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who you are.
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  12. I just hope that he doesn't end up with egg on his face if someone poaches his jokes.
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  13. The rumors of his demise were greatly eggaggerated.
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  15. What kind of fuel do artist use?
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    Whatever makes the van go
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