Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Judging by the paper there it also looks like he needs to settle a score.
     
  2. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    If squirrels had TV, would they watch Nutflix?
     
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  3. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    and eventually he'll have to face the music
     
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  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    That's what happens when things end on a sour note. :(
     
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  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    or would it be Nutella?
     
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  6. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    With so many sporting events cancelled, they're going to televise the World Origami Championship. It's on Paperview.
     
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  7. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Not anymore, I heard the event organizer folded.
     
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    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  10. brit

    brit in a box

    :D
     
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  11. 9nein9

    9nein9 El Scratcho

    Velcro....what a rip off.
     
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  12. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What do you call a monster who likes hot dogs & beer?

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    Frankenstein
     
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  13. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    I am SO Glad I didn't take a guess. I see now it was wrong, but you have to give me credit being born in Boston-THE GREEN MONSTER AT FENWAY PARK
     
  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  16. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    That rught there is punny
     
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  17. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Once Upon a Time There was a King Who Was ONLY 12 Inches Tall!
    TERRIBLE King, but a GREAT Ruler!
     
  18. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    I ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves from my garden. Today was just the tip of the iceberg; tomorrow romaines to be seen.
     
  19. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    How ... green ... of you to get a-head on this issue.
     
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