Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.
Judging by the paper there it also looks like he needs to settle a score.
If squirrels had TV, would they watch Nutflix?
and eventually he'll have to face the music
That's what happens when things end on a sour note.
or would it be Nutella?
With so many sporting events cancelled, they're going to televise the World Origami Championship. It's on Paperview.
Not anymore, I heard the event organizer folded.
Velcro....what a rip off.
What do you call a monster who likes hot dogs & beer?
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I am SO Glad I didn't take a guess. I see now it was wrong, but you have to give me credit being born in Boston-THE GREEN MONSTER AT FENWAY PARK
That rught there is punny
Once Upon a Time There was a King Who Was ONLY 12 Inches Tall!
TERRIBLE King, but a GREAT Ruler!
I ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves from my garden. Today was just the tip of the iceberg; tomorrow romaines to be seen.
How ... green ... of you to get a-head on this issue.
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