That joke put you in Dutch for sure.

You are painting quite a picture.

Bonus score for you ... Dutch boy paint!

Reminds me of the pastor who caught the painter using watered-down paint on the church.
The pastor told him, "Repaint! And thin no more!!"

As our Lord may have once said, "Oy vey!"

I don't doubt for a second She said it.

A photon checked in at the airport. Asked if it had any luggage to check, it said, "No, I'm traveling light."

a piece of string goes into a bar and asks for a drink.
bar keep asks are you from around here?
no,i'm a frayed knot..

wah wah wah..

Why isn't a male ant called an uncle?

Well, the simple answer is that there is no "U" in that ant. Course maybe that is the ONLY answer, chuk yuk yuk yuk.

Iv’e always thought that antlers should be called “unclers” since they are generally found on male deer & moose.