Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

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  1. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What kind of fuel do artist use?
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    Whatever makes the van go
     
    Sara-s, Jun 21, 2021
    #3121
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  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    That joke put you in Dutch for sure. :p
     
    richgem, Jun 21, 2021
    #3122
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  3. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    You are painting quite a picture.
     
    Sara-s, Jun 21, 2021
    #3123
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  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Bonus score for you ... Dutch boy paint!
     
    richgem, Jun 21, 2021
    #3124
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  5. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    Reminds me of the pastor who caught the painter using watered-down paint on the church.
    The pastor told him, "Repaint! And thin no more!!"
     
    swarden43, Jun 21, 2021
    #3125
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  6. IAmTheJody

    IAmTheJody Gillette-i Master

    :happy097::happy102::rofl::rolleyes005:
     
    IAmTheJody, Jun 21, 2021
    #3126
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  7. brit

    brit in a box

    :D
     
    brit, Jun 21, 2021
    #3127
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  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    As our Lord may have once said, "Oy vey!"
     
    richgem, Jun 21, 2021
    #3128
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  9. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I don't doubt for a second She said it.
     
    Sara-s, Jun 21, 2021
    #3129
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  10. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Jun 21, 2021
    #3130
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  11. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    A photon checked in at the airport. Asked if it had any luggage to check, it said, "No, I'm traveling light."
     
    Sara-s, Jun 22, 2021
    #3131
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  12. brit

    brit in a box

    a piece of string goes into a bar and asks for a drink.
    bar keep asks are you from around here?
    no,i'm a frayed knot..
     
    brit, Jun 22, 2021
    #3132
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  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, Jun 24, 2021
    #3133
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  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, Jun 24, 2021
    #3134
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  15. brit

    brit in a box

    :D
     
    brit, Jun 24, 2021
    #3135
  16. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    [​IMG]
     
    richgem, Jun 29, 2021
    #3136
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  17. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, Jul 20, 2021
    #3137
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  18. brit

    brit in a box

    wah wah wah..:D
     
    brit, Jul 20, 2021
    #3138
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  19. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Why isn't a male ant called an uncle?
     
    richgem, Jul 23, 2021
    #3139
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  20. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Well, the simple answer is that there is no "U" in that ant. Course maybe that is the ONLY answer, chuk yuk yuk yuk.
     
    blondblue, Jul 23, 2021
    #3140
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