Aptly named people

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  1. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I have encountered a few people whose names were a remarkably good fit for their occupations. In the “Perfect “ category, I put a ceramics teacher named Mrs. Potter and a dance teacher names Mrs. Trotter.

    In the “Apt but unfortunate” category, there was a Ear, Nose & Throat specialist named Dr. Finger.

    “Honorable mention” goes to a foreign language teacher, with whom my Dad had worked. His name was Mr. Berman. You guessed it- he taught German. Needless to say, he was known to students as German Berman.

    You can’t make this stuff up.
     
  2. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    I know of a physician whose name is Doctor Doctor.

    I'm also aware of a podiatrist whose name is Doctor Foote.
     
  3. brit

    brit in a box

    there was a police officer with the last name Lawless in my town many years ago..and a doctor t.c.poon.we called him dr. teaspoon.there are a couple of others but this is a family forum..:D
     
  4. jimjo1031

    jimjo1031 never bloomed myself

    The doctor who did carpal tunnel surgery on my hands, also a plastic surgeon, his last name is Mitten.
     
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  5. S Barnhardt

    S Barnhardt Old, Crusty Barn

    :signs136:
     
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  6. MVeeI

    MVeeI Well-Known Member

    The current Police Commissioner of Philadelphia, PA is Danielle Outlaw.
     
  7. brit

    brit in a box

    a well known business/investment advisor on the radio here ,he is Richard Detman..Another news broadcaster is called Anita Bath..we avoid her..;)
     
  8. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

    I've known two dentists whose last names were respectively Dr. Fear and Dr. Paine. A judge named Slaughter.

    The same family of audiologists (3 generations) I've been going to since I was a child all have the last name of Hand.
     
  9. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Thank you very much for showing your respect for us about those "couple of others" :)
     
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  10. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    My childhood doctor, who went on to maintain a close friendship with my Dad and the family, was named Dr. Treat. I mean.....he treated whatever ailed us, y'know.
     
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  11. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Fast Times At Ridgemont High, that's right.
     
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  12. PanChango

    PanChango Not Cute

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  13. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    (my Hand comment is at #11).
     
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  14. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I recall a music teacher, at my high school, named Mr. Ramon Musiker. I have recently learned that his son Lee is Tony Bennett’s accompanist.
     
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  15. ewk

    ewk Well-Known Member

    Rob, the man of steal.
     
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  16. ewk

    ewk Well-Known Member

    In my childhood hometown in NJ, there was a doctor's office on our corner: Dr. Akey.
    Down the street was a dentist named Dr. Gentile.
     
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  17. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    During my days in the Air Force, ran into Sgt. Sergeant.

    In all seriousness, I did consider becoming a Maine Forest Ranger. I've often wondered what people would have said meeting Warden Warden.
     
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  18. feeltheburn

    feeltheburn Well-Known Member

    You beat me to that one Steve. I spent a long time in the Air Force and have known Sergeants of almost all the ranks. Even one General Sergeant.
     
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  19. Troy M

    Troy M Prep: Mephitis mephitis musk

    The OB/GYN that delivered my second son was Dr. Bush
     
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  20. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Why would you name anyone "aptly"? ;)

    Growing up we had Mr. Dr. Doctor and Mrs. Dr. Doctor in town.
     
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