Aptly named people

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Sara-s, Jan 13, 2020.

  1. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I have encountered a few people whose names were a remarkably good fit for their occupations. In the “Perfect “ category, I put a ceramics teacher named Mrs. Potter and a dance teacher names Mrs. Trotter.

    In the “Apt but unfortunate” category, there was a Ear, Nose & Throat specialist named Dr. Finger.

    “Honorable mention” goes to a foreign language teacher, with whom my Dad had worked. His name was Mr. Berman. You guessed it- he taught German. Needless to say, he was known to students as German Berman.

    You can’t make this stuff up.
     
  2. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    I know of a physician whose name is Doctor Doctor.

    I'm also aware of a podiatrist whose name is Doctor Foote.
     
  3. brit

    brit in a box

    there was a police officer with the last name Lawless in my town many years ago..and a doctor t.c.poon.we called him dr. teaspoon.there are a couple of others but this is a family forum..:D
     
  4. jimjo1031

    jimjo1031 never bloomed myself

    The doctor who did carpal tunnel surgery on my hands, also a plastic surgeon, his last name is Mitten.
     
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  5. S Barnhardt

    S Barnhardt Old, Crusty Barn

    :signs136:
     
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  6. MVeeI

    MVeeI Well-Known Member

    The current Police Commissioner of Philadelphia, PA is Danielle Outlaw.
     
  7. brit

    brit in a box

    a well known business/investment advisor on the radio here ,he is Richard Detman..Another news broadcaster is called Anita Bath..we avoid her..;)
     
  8. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

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    I've known two dentists whose last names were respectively Dr. Fear and Dr. Paine. A judge named Slaughter.

    The same family of audiologists (3 generations) I've been going to since I was a child all have the last name of Hand.
     
  9. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Thank you very much for showing your respect for us about those "couple of others" :)
     
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  10. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    My childhood doctor, who went on to maintain a close friendship with my Dad and the family, was named Dr. Treat. I mean.....he treated whatever ailed us, y'know.
     
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  11. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Fast Times At Ridgemont High, that's right.
     
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  12. PanChango

    PanChango Not Cute

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  13. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    (my Hand comment is at #11).
     
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  14. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I recall a music teacher, at my high school, named Mr. Ramon Musiker. I have recently learned that his son Lee is Tony Bennett’s accompanist.
     
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  15. ewk

    ewk Well-Known Member

    Rob, the man of steal.
     
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  16. ewk

    ewk Well-Known Member

    In my childhood hometown in NJ, there was a doctor's office on our corner: Dr. Akey.
    Down the street was a dentist named Dr. Gentile.
     
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  17. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    During my days in the Air Force, ran into Sgt. Sergeant.

    In all seriousness, I did consider becoming a Maine Forest Ranger. I've often wondered what people would have said meeting Warden Warden.
     
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  18. feeltheburn

    feeltheburn Well-Known Member

    You beat me to that one Steve. I spent a long time in the Air Force and have known Sergeants of almost all the ranks. Even one General Sergeant.
     
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  19. Troy M

    Troy M Prep: Mephitis mephitis musk

    The OB/GYN that delivered my second son was Dr. Bush
     
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  20. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Why would you name anyone "aptly"? ;)

    Growing up we had Mr. Dr. Doctor and Mrs. Dr. Doctor in town.
     
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