When bears take off their shoes, are they people-footed?

Heard a good one on a Star Star Trek episode. Two snails were sitting on the back of a turtle. One snail says to to other one hold on Fred here we go..

What is the opposite of irony?

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Wrinkly

Course I checked the spoiler first, and was as usal way off. My guess was dumb, as I figured it wasn't a word-URINE-Y

that would be arko like..

I think the word is arkovian.

They are all rage in Canada these days..

Tell me, where is the country of Arkovia?????????????

It's next to Kerplakistan.

It has a good, rich look.

He deserves a Michelin star.

bravo Toyo all..

Did you hear the one about the lion that ate his whole family?

He swallowed his pride.

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale