Well, again we have that "U" persuasion with "antlers" in this case. Course some pronounce aunt "AWNT" or "ONT".
Reminds me of when I was volunteering for Travelers Aid. Some Orientals came up to ask for help on the DC Metro(public transis system). I said, would you guys like the map in Chinese or Japanese?" They said they were all from Korea.
I thought you lived in Upstate NY. Anyway, I pronounce "aunt" "ANT". Bugs Bumy does, too.."AAAAA(nt)...WHAT'S UP DOC?"
I went to my favorite Watering Hole the other day and asked the bartender if he knew anything about those new coffee based cocktails. He said he didn't have a Kahlua.
The timing of seeing this and sitting here right now watching the old Mission Impossible series. Made it to the episodes where he replaced Martin Landau.
There was a piano tuner named Mr. Opernokity. He wouldn't tune anyone's piano twice because Opernokity only tunes once.
My dad... He's one of THOSE class clowns... He'll rip off a loud one in front of everybody and start roaring laughing about it. The story he and my stepmother tell is he did that one day in front of her and some of her sisters, during their dating years before marriage, and she punched him in the arm and told him, "You're supposed to go do that in a dark room!" While her sisters looked on in horror, he laughed and bellowed even harder... And then he and her sisters all had a rip roaring laugh together... At her, not his fart. They all, simultaneously burst out at her with, "What's it matter if the light is off or on?!" Then she laughed too! About 6 months later, they married, with welcoming and open arms from the sisters. True story.