Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Is the plural of moose "meese"?
     
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  2. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Well, again we have that "U" persuasion with "antlers" in this case. Course some pronounce aunt "AWNT" or "ONT".
     
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  3. Paul Turner

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    Reminds me of when I was volunteering for Travelers Aid. Some Orientals came up to ask for help on the DC Metro(public transis system). I said, would you guys like the map in Chinese or Japanese?" They said they were all from Korea.
     
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  4. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Here in NYC, “ant” and “aunt” are pronounced the same way.
     
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  5. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    I thought you lived in Upstate NY. Anyway, I pronounce "aunt" "ANT". Bugs Bumy does, too.."AAAAA(nt)...WHAT'S UP DOC?"
     
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  6. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    President Splincoln?

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  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    Good thing he didn't break in to the boxers. :eek:
     
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  8. Mr. Oldschool

    Mr. Oldschool Johnny Dangerously

    More like Mr Splockoln...
     
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  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I went to my favorite Watering Hole the other day and asked the bartender if he knew anything about those new coffee based cocktails. He said he didn't have a Kahlua.
     
  10. IAmTheJody

    IAmTheJody Gillette-i Master Staff Member

    The timing of seeing this and sitting here right now watching the old Mission Impossible series. Made it to the episodes where he replaced Martin Landau.
     
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  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Here's to the guy who invented zero: thanks for nothing. :(
     
  12. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    There was a piano tuner named Mr. Opernokity. He wouldn't tune anyone's piano twice because Opernokity only tunes once.
     
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  16. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    What if it's intentional?
     
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  17. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Hmmmm.....

    Would that make it then an international incident?
     
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  18. IAmTheJody

    IAmTheJody Gillette-i Master Staff Member

    My dad... He's one of THOSE class clowns... He'll rip off a loud one in front of everybody and start roaring laughing about it. The story he and my stepmother tell is he did that one day in front of her and some of her sisters, during their dating years before marriage, and she punched him in the arm and told him, "You're supposed to go do that in a dark room!" While her sisters looked on in horror, he laughed and bellowed even harder... And then he and her sisters all had a rip roaring laugh together... At her, not his fart. They all, simultaneously burst out at her with, "What's it matter if the light is off or on?!" Then she laughed too! About 6 months later, they married, with welcoming and open arms from the sisters. True story.
    :scared007::D
     
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