What do you call a cold penguin?

A BRRRRRRD.

I hope @richgem likes my penguin pun.

If not he might give me the cold shoulder.



I'm probably okay though.
Rich is a really ice guy.

It's not easy being frozen all day.

Did you hear the one about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was a lousy king but a great ruler.

oh boy..

Let me say this: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

Ooofffff.

Well maybe you'll like this one better:

Did you hear about the new Tom Cruise movie about hamburgers?

It's called top bun.

Now he's doing a remake of The Last Samurai set in Mongolia, it will be called Top Hun

Busy guy....

Or is it Busey....

Hopefully he won't go drag as Mother Superior in Top Nun.

Hey @Sara-s what did the Spanish teacher name her twin boys?

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Jose and JosB

How can you identify Ronald McDonald at a nudist beach?

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he's the only one with sesame seed buns

My relationship with the Communist girl was doomed from the start. There were red flags everywhere.

Salesman; This sofa should seat 5 people without any problems.

Customer; Where am I going to find 5 people without any problems?

I used to think that it would be hard to cook Asian food outside. Turns out it's a wok in the park.

This is wong on just so many levels...

Cussless cussing.

What is a chicken’s favorite dance?

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The Hokey-poultry