1. What do you call a cold penguin?

    A BRRRRRRD.
  2. I hope @richgem likes my penguin pun.

    If not he might give me the cold shoulder.
    ;)


    I'm probably okay though.
    Rich is a really ice guy.
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  3. It's not easy being frozen all day. :(
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  4. Did you hear the one about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

    He was a lousy king but a great ruler.
  5. oh boy..;)
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  6. Let me say this: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
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  7. Ooofffff.:prrr:
  8. Well maybe you'll like this one better:

    Did you hear about the new Tom Cruise movie about hamburgers?

    It's called top bun.
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  9. Now he's doing a remake of The Last Samurai set in Mongolia, it will be called Top Hun
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  10. Busy guy....

    Or is it Busey....:signs002:
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  11. Hopefully he won't go drag as Mother Superior in Top Nun.
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  12. Hey @Sara-s what did the Spanish teacher name her twin boys?

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    Jose and JosB
  13. How can you identify Ronald McDonald at a nudist beach?

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    he's the only one with sesame seed buns
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  15. My relationship with the Communist girl was doomed from the start. There were red flags everywhere.
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  16. Salesman; This sofa should seat 5 people without any problems.

    Customer; Where am I going to find 5 people without any problems?
  17. I used to think that it would be hard to cook Asian food outside. Turns out it's a wok in the park.
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  18. This is wong on just so many levels...

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  20. What is a chicken’s favorite dance?

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    The Hokey-poultry
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