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  1. swarden43
    A doctor I wouldn't call!
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  2. Rob626
    You call them Doctor.


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  3. Sara-s
    The Incredible Hulk wanted to make a little extra money. So he decided to rent advertising space on his back. He figured it was already a giant Banner.
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  4. richgem
    I bet the other advertisers were green with envy at the coverage.
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  5. Sara-s
    Why are elephants bad dancers?

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    Because they have 2 left feet.
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  6. Sara-s
    Where do mummies like to swim?

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    . The Dead Sea
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  7. blondblue
    Dead Sea. Heyyy, I got one right!
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  8. Sara-s
    Good for you @Paul Turner !!:bounce017:
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  9. blondblue
    First time for everything :). (I won't bring up the fact that I've been here since 2015).
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  10. Jayaruh
    catpost.jpg
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  11. richgem
    What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

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    A pouch potato.
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  12. blondblue
    Y'know, you're gettin' pretty good at this Mr. G. :)
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  13. richgem
    Why do ghosts haunt bars?

    They like the boos.
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  14. Sara-s
    Why do demons & ghouls like to hang out together?

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    . Because demons ae a ghoul's best friend.
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  15. richgem
    What vegetable should you never take on a boat?

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    A leek.
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  16. Sara-s
    What is a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor?

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    Vein-illa
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  17. richgem
    I guessed blood orange. But veinilla is punnier. :)
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  18. Sara-s
    I won't debate that, but Blood Orange is a pretty good choice too. That's probably Dracula's second favorite
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  19. Sara-s
    Elton John got his pet rabbit a treadmill. It’s a little fit bunny.
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  20. blondblue
    What's the bunny's best time for working out....SA-TUR-DAY NIGHT?
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