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  1. blondblue
    They better git down to remodelatin' in a hurry
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  2. Jayaruh
    [​IMG]
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  3. ShaversRUs
    Hate to admit it, but I don't "get" this one.
  4. richgem
    The pun is on moving as in relocation vs. moving as in emotional. Note the two people are walking away crying.
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  5. blondblue
    I saw them crying, but didn't catch the "moving". Thanks.
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  6. ShaversRUs
    Oh-kay -- well, that's certainly a stretch! :)
    I thought it might have to do with that eyeball-like pic on his shirt, and the eye-ball up in the tree. What the heck is that all about?
  7. richgem
    No idea
  8. swarden43
    You and I were thinking the same thing on both counts. I didn't get the pun, and thought it had something to do with the two eyeballs!
  9. richgem
    It has to do with the Illuminati. Or maybe it's the Knights Templar. It's so hard to keep all these secret societies straight.
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  10. Jayaruh
    What is made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
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    a shoe
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  11. Sara-s
    Gezundheit!
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  12. ShaversRUs
    I'm surprised that I'd never heard that one before.
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  13. ShaversRUs
    When is a door not a door?
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    When it's ajar.
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  14. swarden43
    When it's ajar.
    (No, I didn't look at the spoiler first. Now I'll go look and be embarrassed if I'm wrong :ashamed001:)
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  15. ShaversRUs
    Remember Dixie Riddle Cups? The good ole days.
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  16. ShaversRUs
    What did the mayonnaise say to the milk bottle?
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    Close the door. I'm dressing.
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  17. richgem
    That's why I always knock on the refrigerator door before I open it. In case there's a salad dressing.
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  18. richgem
    No, no I don't. :D
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  19. Sara-s
    How can you tell how long a reptile has been dead?

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    Check for rigor tortoise.
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  20. richgem
    Wow, the buzzards were certainly circling that one. :D
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