Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

You ordered Omaha Steaks, I bet.

 

I find Omaha Steaks to be very dry to be honest.

 

Aaaaah, it's all the travelling involved(course unless you live in Omaha).

 

Ever since I started my new diet, I knock on the refrigerator door before opening it just in case there's a salad dressing.

 

Very thoughtful of you. Those salads can be quite shy.

 

Did you hear about the ancient reptile that had anxiety ?

It was a nervous rex.

 

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher? She couldn't keep her pupils straight.

 

Winner!

 

Let me say THIS about THAT.........."ohhhhnooooo!"

 

Gee..talk about getting in your face..

 

"This is what happens hooman when you 'forget' to buy wet food."

 

Don't talk to me about wet food man..that's how they control you..

 

Just keep practicing on that medicine doc..you'll get the hang of it..

 

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Charlie, let me say that was an "in-your-face" pun. Oh, I just said that now(chuk yuk yuk)